Friday, September 22, 2023

Stuck In My Eye

I was thrown adrift in the immense expanse of the universe by a cosmic twist of fate, surrounded by glistening stars and celestial splendor. But when I came upon a gigantic, brilliant eye that was unlike anything I had ever seen, the course of this voyage took an unexpected turn. I knew I was imprisoned inside the enormous, interstellar eye as I approached it with awe and anxiety, its iridescent hues throwing an unreal glow about me. In the depths of this enchanting eye, I marveled at the wonders of the cosmos and discovered a profound connection between the universe and my insatiable curiosity, forever bonded in this celestial behemoth's enthralling gaze. Each blink of this stellar giant felt like a voyage through time and space.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2023

A National Sensation

In the vibrant era of the 1960s, the "National Sensation" emerged as an iconic figure of timeless beauty and style. With her striking, doe-eyed features framed by cascading chestnut locks, she embodied the quintessential allure of the Swinging Sixties. Her enigmatic aura was matched only by her fashion-forward sensibilities, pioneering some of the decade's most iconic trends. Whether gracing the covers of fashion magazines or enchanting audiences with her graceful presence on the runway, she left an indelible mark on the world of fashion and became a symbol of an era defined by cultural revolution and artistic exploration.

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Friday, September 15, 2023

Theme From Vengeance


Dish Name: Vengeance


  • 1 cup of Fiery Fury Peppers (for that burning desire for revenge)
  • 2 tablespoons of Bitter Betrayal Balsamic Vinegar
  • 3 cloves of Crushed Grudges Garlic
  • 1 teaspoon of Dark Secrets Sea Salt
  • A pinch of Time's Healing Thyme
  • 4 Revenge-Ready Red Onions, thinly sliced
  • 1 cup of Shredded Resentment Cheese
  • 2 cups of Diced Deception Tomatoes
  • 1 cup of Sliced Suspicion Olives
  • Freshly Ground Grudge Pepper, to taste


  1. Prepare Your Revenge:

    • Begin by harvesting the Fiery Fury Peppers at the peak of their fiery essence. Wear protective gloves; you wouldn't want to get burned!
    • Slice the peppers into rings and soak them in the Bitter Betrayal Balsamic Vinegar. Let them marinate while you prepare the other ingredients.
  2. Simmering Grudges:

    • In a saucepan over low heat, sauté the Crushed Grudges Garlic with a drizzle of olive oil until it's fragrant and golden, but not burnt.
    • Add the thinly sliced Revenge-Ready Red Onions and cook until they turn a deep shade of resentment.
  3. Layering the Dish:

    • In a serving dish, start by spreading a layer of simmered grudges (the sautéed onions and garlic).
    • Sprinkle a pinch of Time's Healing Thyme for that touch of irony.
  4. Adding the Fiery Element:

    • Take the marinated Fiery Fury Peppers and arrange them on top of the grudge layer. Be cautious; they're hot!
  5. A Touch of Betrayal:

    • Scatter the Diced Deception Tomatoes and Sliced Suspicion Olives over the peppers. They represent the unexpected twists in life.
  6. The Final Touch:

    • Sprinkle the Shredded Resentment Cheese generously over the dish, letting it melt slightly into the layers below.
    • Season with Dark Secrets Sea Salt and freshly ground Grudge Pepper to taste.
  7. Baking Revenge:

    • Place the dish in a preheated oven at 350°F (175°C) for about 15 minutes or until the cheese is bubbly and golden.
  8. Serve with Satisfaction:

    • Once out of the oven, let it cool for a minute, allowing the flavors to meld.


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Tuesday, September 12, 2023

I've Got Levitation

In the mystical realm of, where ancient tomes whispered secrets and crystals held untold power, a young man embarked on a quest to learn the elusive art of levitation. Guided by the cryptic runes etched in the pages of an age-old grimoire, he sought out a wise mentor who would reveal the secrets of levitating above the human plane, soaring under the shimmering moons of this fantastical world.

You too can* achieve this power by following the steps revealed here for the first time:

Acquire a Mystic Talisman: Seek out a mystical or ancient talisman that is rumored to possess levitation powers. This artifact might be hidden in a remote temple or guarded by mythical creatures.

Master the Art of Meditation: Dedicate years to mastering the art of meditation and mindfulness. Levitation could be achieved through a deep connection to one's inner self and the world's energies.

Harness the Power of Crystals: Collect rare and powerful crystals that resonate with the Earth's energy. These crystals can be used to amplify your connection to the planet and achieve levitation.

Study Ancient Runes: Discover ancient runes or symbols that, when inscribed or activated, enable levitation. These runes could be found in hidden texts or ancient ruins.

Unlock Psychic Abilities: Undergo intense psychic training to unlock hidden potential. Levitation might be a result of telekinetic or psychokinetic abilities, allowing you to move objects, including yourself, with your mind.

*Your results may vary

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Friday, September 8, 2023

Eat Your Ultimate Spinach

 Here are five benefits of spinach:

  1. Nutrient-Rich: Spinach is packed with essential nutrients such as vitamins A, C, and K, as well as folate, iron, and calcium. These nutrients are vital for overall health and well-being.

  2. Antioxidant Properties: Spinach contains antioxidants like lutein and zeaxanthin, which help protect your eyes from age-related macular degeneration and cataracts. It also has vitamin C, which is a powerful antioxidant.

  3. Heart Health: The nitrates in spinach may help lower blood pressure, reducing the risk of heart disease. It also contains potassium, which supports heart health.

  4. Digestive Health: Spinach is a good source of dietary fiber, which aids in digestion and helps maintain a healthy gut. It can prevent constipation and promote regular bowel movements.

  5. Bone Health: Spinach is rich in vitamin K, which is essential for bone health. It helps in calcium absorption and bone mineralization, reducing the risk of osteoporosis.


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Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Jumpin' Jerry's Jones Review

A 396 cubic inch engine, often referred to as a "Big Block" engine, is a classic American V8 engine known for its power and performance. Here are some general specifications for a typical 396 cubic inch engine:

  1. Displacement: 396 cubic inches (6.5 liters)
  2. Configuration: V8 (eight cylinders arranged in a V shape)
  3. Bore and Stroke: The specific bore and stroke dimensions can vary depending on the exact model and year of the engine, but common configurations include a bore of around 4.094 inches and a stroke of approximately 3.76 inches.
  4. Compression Ratio: The compression ratio also varies, but it's often in the range of 9.0:1 to 10.25:1. This ratio determines the engine's efficiency and power output.
  5. Horsepower: Horsepower output can vary significantly depending on the engine's design, but a high-performance 396 engine can produce over 400 horsepower or more.
  6. Torque: These engines are known for their substantial torque output, often exceeding 400 lb-ft.
  7. Fuel Delivery: Depending on the era and specific model, these engines may feature carburetion or fuel injection.
  8. Aspiration: Typically naturally aspirated, but some high-performance versions may have superchargers or turbochargers.
  9. Applications: The 396 engine was used in various Chevrolet vehicles, including the Camaro, Chevelle, and Corvette, during the 1960s and early 1970s.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Irregularis (The Great Radioblivion Hiatus)

Like a bad fungus that you thought you'd finally gotten rid of, Professor Michael T is back, baby!!

More LOUD sounds for the outcrowd on eppy-sode 139 (finally).

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